QOG'S TALE OF TAMING

De day started uff like any udder dat. Qog's brudder Qug awuke Qog and gabe Qog sume uv de arruws he had been crafting. With a full qui..qwiv... arruw hulder Qog set uff un a day full uv taming.

Da'Nogra wuz bery gen...gener... He wub bery gibing dis day and Qog tamed many crits. In hib travels Qog came across a vis...visci... an mean panfer. Wen Qog luuk cluser at dis beast Qog real... raliz... Qog dis...discuv... Bah!!! Qog fund dat de crit wuz tamed befur. Qog fastly made dis crit his and named it Feng.

Qog and Feng den set uff tu de nur...nurf... we went up. Aftur much walking and nub finding any crits, Qog decided tu turn back. Qog fastly fund out why dere wub nub crits arund as dey cume face tu face wit a trull. De baddie fastly attacked Qog, but Qog dog...doged... Qog muub away. Feng jumped at de beast tu defund Qog, as Qog druped back tu thruw hib arruws. Huwever Feng culd du littul damage tu de trull so de baddie came after Qog, stoping tu take de swings at Feng.

As Qog run, tring tu find a place tu trap de tupid baddie, he came acruss a big eight-legs!!!! Nuw Qog hab tuu baddies aftur him and Feng wub nuwere tu be seen. Den, as if Da'Nogra planed it, Qog found a grup uv rucks tu trap de eight-legs. Qog quckly tamed a llama dat wub nearby and sent it aftur de eight legs. But de trull dib nut git stuck. De trull attack fast and dis time Qog dib nut git de chance tu muub. Qog quckly respunded wit and arruw tu de baddies stumak but dis dib luttle.

Aftur taking a beating Qog decided tu try tu git de baddie stuk. Try as he mite Qog culd nut git de baddie tu stay. Den out ub nuwere, Feng came running tu Qogs aid. Doh Feng wub badly hurt he attaked de large baddie. Qog quickly healed hib panfer and turned tu the eight legs. It hab puisuned de llama and almust had killed it. Qog shuut hib arruws at de eight legs and killed it, but nut befur it claimed de llamas life.

Qog quickly turned back tu de trull whu wub beating Feng. Qog quickly healied Feng and shuut hib arruws. De mitey giant suun fell. Qog once agin healed his friend and gut de guld tu bring tu de keng. Qog cut de trull and fed Feng, den started dere lung trip back. Qog started in a quick run as he wub almust 'utta arruws and didn't neeb anudder fite.

Huweber, dis wub just nut Qog's day. As he near de fort burders Feng turned back in an fast run. Qog called Feng tu return but de aminal wuld nub listen. Qog ran after nut wunting tu luse hib guda pet. Qog caut up tu Feng and rea...reali... Qog find wut feng wub after. Anudder eight legs. Qog checked his pack... unly six arruws. Feng jumped un de spider tearing wit hib claws, but de spidy gab Feng de sicky. Eben doh he wub sick he kept fiting as Qog shuut away my few arruws. Qog tried tu healie Feng but he wub just nut guda enuf tu cure de sicky. Den de time came, Qog reached intu hib pack and pulled ut hib last arruw. Knuwing if it dib nub hit, dey were dead. Qog aimed and hit de spidey rite between de eyes. It fell tu de grund lifeless.

Huw eber nut alla wuz guda. Feng wub almust dead and had de sicky. Qog wub 'utta healies su he dib wut he hab tu du. Qog released hib pet back tu de wild...walked uver tu de ded spidey...pulled an arruw frum de baddie...drew hib bow...and fired. Qog turned, and made hib way back tu de shak, leebing hib ded pet behind...