Wull Urg wuz sittin at de fort clobberin some urks with gul'dan and gazkull und it wuz gettin boring ... so Urgrub decided tu take some orks on a spur of de moment huntin trip.

Wull Urgrub got 5 orks all up, Urgrub, Gazkull, Qog, Dum and Gorsnik ... wull Urgrub took dem tu Urgs favurite huntin spot ... nub as many humies and lots of badies ... wull we had some fun times dere ... had jus clobbered an ettin and den 5 Urks jumped out of de bushes all around us ... and den 2 of dem floating eyeball tings came ... it wuz non stop clobberin ... gaz wuz gettin krimped by an ettin, urk lord and some urks and Dum (a grunt with sharp eyes - pickun up erbs left right und centur) wuz gettin clobbered by an urk tuu ... Gorsnik had left by dis time Urg tinks ... Qog and his fangs were doin guda but Gazkull and Dum were nub feelin tuu guda ... so Urgrub healed dem and we all clobbered de tuupid urks guda ... den aftur many more battles like dis, nub one of dem wif less den 3 badies.

Urgrub decided tu show dem a beach dat wuz nearby ... maybe get some tans and scare de rest of de orks at de shak tomorrow into thinkin dat we wuz de dreadud dark orks *shudders* ... wull we got dere and walked past some humies houses and den dere were badies badies badies! ... Urg counted dis - one air ele, a troll, an ettin, 2 urk lords, urk mage, LOTS of urks and a dire wulv ... wull we wuld have been oki but dere wuz lots of mud and Urg got krimped between two houses and could nub run ... wuz nearly out wen da urk mage casted da energy bolt tingy and Urg heard Da'Nograaas call ... Gaz heard it too ... den Dum ... but Qog was oki still ... den we got rezzed by some humies *spits* dat wuz wunderrin round de forest and got our stuff back ... den we clobbered all of de remain badies ... we were alla exaus ... exhaus ... tired by dis time so we decided tu head bak tu da fort ... but we did nub get more den 10 steps before anudder urk or dire wulv would attack us ... den dere were de bad majuk trees ... Urg did a quick drawin of deez twu down de bottom ...

Aftur fightun for a long time we got bak tu da fort.