Today lots of orks gathered at the fort to celebrate Verug's excellent craftsmanship as the guilds foremost grand master smith.

The party was full of fun and laughter there was plenty of horse meat, grub and ale to go around. The exchanging of gifts trinkets and gold brought a tear to Verug's eye, all was good, going smoothly they did not see any signs of trouble as the hours flew by. Eventually the bickering and taunting were becoming more evident and fights soon broke out. After a few minutes bodies of orks were littered on the ground, blood was everywhere yet the chaotic madness soon came to a halt. Most of the orks had gone now, back to sleep tired from the long day of drinking, sharing laughs and overall beating the pulp out of each other.

A good day indeed but......

Gryk the Warchief has ordered war against, The Fellowship.

The Fellowship are a group of humans that have made the destruction of the ORK clan a holy quest. The Lord of The Fellowsip, Gandalf, has promised that his forces will drive us from our Fort and crush us aswe flee. Gryk the Warchief responded by laying claim to the Empath Abbey, and we've been crushing the hummies ever since. The Fellowship, (T^F), have made several raids in the orc lands, but they've always been driven back. With Da'Nogra watching over us, the orcs have sieged the Abbey and slain many a Fellowship warrior in the name of Kor. Lord Gandalf has disappeared, perhaps in shame over his defeats, but the T^F Lord Thoran has taken his place and renewed their quest todestroy us.

Har Har, let them try.

On this night, here was a bewildering sight. A stranger appeared in the Orc Fort. His name was Karrhig, a orc from a far land. With news of a gastly beast lurking the Lands of Kor.

He explaned that this horrid animal stole his gold and was after more. With great hand gestures he displayed its sheer size and might of the beast. After a few minutes of grunting and howling he led us in search of the abomination. After awile of twisting through the old paths in the forest East of the Orc Fort. We found the creature.

With a shriek it attacked our hunting party, going after Urga'mu first. He said a few enchanting words and the huge mountain chicken lit up in flames. Urga'mu seemed tired as he was gasping for air. He had used his most powerful attacks but then Urga'mu realized he had barley hurt the chicken. Only then did he realize the sheer might and power of the monster.

Urga'mu stood in bewilderment as the strange mountain chicken killed him. Soon later, most of the hunting party would join him as they too fell to their death. Out of sheer luck a wondering healer found the battle field and brought the slain orks back to life. When they all recovered they killed the healer, for he did not pay tribute. The mighty hunting party scoured the woods untill they reached the fort. NOGRAAAHHH! They yelled as they jumped over the fort walls and engaged the enemy. It as a long and bloody battle.

The orks were getting tired for the battle waged on and on. After awile the mountain chicken grew weak and decided it would be best to flee. It flew over the Fort wall and jumped into the Clan Shak. Hoping that none saw it, the chicken quivered in the corner of the Orcs of Kor shaks walls. But it was seen and when the orks saw the beast enter the shak just made them more furious. They charged into the rickety old building and killed the chicken! They were victorious, they had won.

But Urga'mu did not seem to thrilled. He then pulled a bloody map from the birds corpse and read it. As he studied the piece of paper. It revealed the location of something in the mountains. After a few minutes of thinking he stormed out of the clan shak and plunged into the woods.

When he finally reached the location on his map Urga'mu saw a startling sight. Another mountain chicken stood guarding his treasure, at the foot of the mountain pass. Urga'mu approched the chicken and tried to reason with it, hoping it would let its guard down because Urga'mu wanted that treasure, in hopes it could benefit the clan. But he wanted it mostly for himself. But all the mountain chicken could think about was eating Urga'mu. As the chicken drew closer its mouth began to drool and when he saw that he knew it was time to run. The creature did not chase Urga'mu far. For it did not want to leave its precious treasure open to theft.

When Urga'mu was sure it wasn't chasing him anymore he decided he could not kill the beast alone. With a few mighty words a portal to the Orc Fort was opened. He yelled through the blue door and soon a small army or orks were coming through. Then Urga'mu told them what was happening and they quickly drew their weapons and prepared for battle. They blindly ran into battle but Urga'mu stayed behind and devised a strategy. He decided to turn himself into a chicken and steal the beasts treasure. The mountain chicken was to busy fighting to notice him slipping the treasure into his backpack. When all the loot was gone Urga'mu reverted back into a ork and began to attack the mountain chicken with fury.

When the mighty beast was finally slain the Orcs of Kor wandered the woods. Looking for chickens, yet small still posed a threat. For one day they too might evolve into a dreaded mountain chicken...

Marfu bunn pruyun tuu Da'Nogra und hem fund ut Da whun da orcz lef da Urk valli, sum ub dem lefd behund bery bery impurtunt Buukz. Da Buukz wuz alla abut da hizturi ub Da wurld, Uns huw Da'Nogra mad alut ub tingis dat weza hab. Da'Nogra seyz dat des buukz ib Bery bery impurtund, und da orkz neeb dem bak. Dese buukz ib alla uber da wurld, und sum ebun inna da nuu lundz. Dis gunnu beza bery hurd tuu ged dem alla bak, bud id ib wery impurtund tuu hab dem alla.

To celebrate the rebirth of the orc clan, the orcs held a party for all Rping guilds on the Pacific Shard last night. The guilds and People invited were: All Orcs, The Ancient Order of Elves, The Rangers of Skara Brae, The Dire Wolves of Justice, The Elven Order, The Community of Skara Brae, The Priestess of Lolth Organization, The Elven Keepers of the Realm, Veldruk of Wind, The Dark Elves of Eilistraee, Elven of Sylvanus, The Elven Imperial Guard, The City of the Damned, The Fellowship, and any other Rper's on the Pacific shard.

With so few orcs it was quite a task to get all of the furniture, food, and drink set up but ORK managed it.

The winners were:

Horse Race:
1st:Big John
2nd:Seer Jyrra

Foot Race:
1st:Seer Jyrra
2nd:Abaddon

Dart Throwing Contest:
1st:Robin of Moxy
2nd:Nighthawk

Drunken Foot Race:
1st:Seer Jyrra
2nd:Corpus

Trapped Box Game:
Corpus
Prime

Der wuz uh hund fur a buuk Dat wuz abuut Da'Nogra. Da orcz dat cam wer Varug, Marfu, und da crezy orc, Frogug. Da'Nogra hab sed tuu Marfu dat da buuk wuz inna Urk Valli, su dat ib wher weza wunt. Weza gut tuu urk valli, und id suumud dezurtud ad furzt. Den weza sew sum urkz. Und weza buth thut da uddur unez hab da Buuk, su weza und da urkz figt.

Den Frogug gut ded frum Mure Urkz, der shuda buun Mure urks der.

Den Marfu hab weeurd fuulung, und weza figt alut ub Urkz. Whun weza gut dun fightung dem, der wuz alut ub budiez.

Den Weza ged tuu end ub cunyun, und id baddie cuz dat meen weza mizzud id.

Su varug hab plun, shee sey dat weza neeb splid ub guing ub da valli, Su fro wend wid Marfu, Und Varug gu bi hurselb. Wull, Fro und Marfu wun innu mur Urkz, und figt dem. Den Dey cee uh Urk Wurlurd! und id sey: " Ju luukung fur dis?", und huld ub da buuk! Su Marfu yull, Gib id tuu UZ!", und da urk wurlurd attuckud Marfu, Den Frogug und Marfu clump da urk wurlurd. Und id hab da Da'Nogra buuk en id!

 

Tudey a fluut ub orc wur flutiez wend tuu Da'Nogra Izlund( Da Izlund bi Skaree Braa). Der wuz fibe flutiez: Orcish Flagship, Orc DeathBringer, Orcish ship of death, Orc Warboat, and Orcish invasion Ship. Da orcz tuuk uber, und dey ib nuw rulung da Izlund, Weza orcz nub shure whethur tuu tak Tribut. Der ib a wull en da islund callud da Wull ub Spirutz.

Tudey da Orcz ub Kor, sturtud makuin aley frum da wull ub spirutz. Da wada ib Mojo, su da aley ib gunnu beza guda. Furst da Stuf wuz sed ub. Den weza mak da Aley, a weerud humie shuwud ub, und drunk fur barrulz ub Wada! dem humies shure ib tupid. Den weza gut sum aleys mad inna butulz. Und sum inna juggs. Den weza wuz alla dun, und weza hab eeit burrulz ub aley!

     

Da orcs wuz stunding arund weitung fur A ebunt, whun suddunli, Kor appeerud. Abtur nub beeun abull tu tulk wid hem, da orcz kill Marfu su Marfu cud tulk wid Kor. Kor sed hem wuz nub bery strung, und nub hab muc tyme. Hem sed dat nex Muun, Hem wud cum tuu da furt und beza strungur, mebe abul tuu cum bak tuu lib!

Da humies inna Skara attuckud Da'Nogra izlund, und alut ub da furmur Orcz der gut ded, und da humiez brok alla da aley makun stuf. Dis mad da orcz bery bery madd, su dey decidud tuu mak a raid un a humie plas. Weza ged fibe orcz: Kog, Varug, Kukgrah, Brak und Marfu. Den weza gut a flutie weza stuled. Den weza saily tuwurd da rangur guild.

Der wuz sume wada baddiez alund da wey, und dey wuntud tuu druwn da orcz, su weza clumpud dem. Alla da fibe orcs gut uff, und mad a bigga mezz inna der, und kilud tuu humiez dat wuz der. Den a pah'rat humie shuwud ub, und hem wutchud. Dena mojo humie shuwed ub, und weza tuld hem hem hab tuu pey tribut. Hem dib nub pey tribut, und dib nub leeb. Su hem gut clumpud bery guda. Den weza mezzud up sum mure, und kilud anuddur humie.

Da Mal Tu Kor Fistagog wurkud.

Brek, Da Shamun dib a prayur tuu Da'Nogra, und sakrafizud a Got. Den Kor'z ghustie shuw ub. Brek dink puisun und gib hem Mal su Kor cud beza alibe. Den da Nekrolit Gul'Dan caztud a spull, und gab lif tuu Kor. Kor sed dat hem ib glud tuu beza bak, bud hem nub shure huw muc tyme hem haz.

Hem sed hem buun tuu anuddur wurld, cullud Oceania, und dat der wer orcz inna meny wurldz nuw, guttung strungur. Und hem sey dat da orcs ib gunnu ged strung enuf tuu tak ubur frum da humiez. Hem alsu sey hem ib week und neeb tuu truin.

Alla orcs gib Mal tu Kor!

Der wuz tuu bigga buttulz wid da humiez inna Skura bree. Da orcz wend der un a ruidung purti furst. Weza sew a humie und alla da orc wunnud ub tuu hem und pundud en hem wid eburyting da orcz hab. Hem mustduh send a pidgun, cuz den a bunc ub humie shuw ub, Der muztuh buun bery, bery mani Humiez. Da orcz lust dat baddul, becuz der wuz uh whul tuwn ub humies agunst dem. Su, weza gu bak tuu da furt tuu plun fur anuddur baddul, becuz weza herd nuuz dat da humiez took ubur Da'Nogra Izlund aftur da orcz lust. Su weza wens tuu Da'Nogra izlund, und der wuz abuut ebun numburz ub humiez und Orcz dis tyme, whic meen id wuz gunnu beza eezy wun fur Da orcz. Id wuz uhh lung buttul, wid da humie runnun Eberiwher like Elbz. Bud da orcz funulli fund alla da humiez, und kullud dem. Da orcz kebt Da'Nogra izlund, und dib nub led da humiez steel id.  

Da humiez muzt reeli wunt da Izlund, becuz der wuz anuddur buttul las nit. Da orc wend tuu da buttl und yullud akruzz da chunul ad da humiez. Den da orc figur ut guda buttul plun, alla da orcz hid arund, Varug, und weit fur da humiez. Da humiez tak uhh lung tyme tuu ged tuu Da'Nogra Izlund. Whun da humies ged der dey sturt attukun Varug, und alla da uddur orcz jump ut, und sum heeli Varug. Da humiez muzt nub ub expuctud dat, cuz dey alla ded reeli fazt. Dis wuz a grut vikturi fur da orcz whu cuntunue tuu huld Da'Nogra izlund, ebun doh da humies wunt id.